wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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canadian-girl-hates-winter:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I just choked on my food

  • baby: m.. m.....
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: ma... mama...
  • mom: thank god you're not doing that meme thing
  • baby: we all go to hell
  • Venus Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto

    ghosturie:

    patrick-stumps:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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    Panic! At The Disco It's Almost Halloween
    Panic! At The Disco
    It's Almost Halloween

    Everybody scream
    Everybody scream
    It’s almost Halloween

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